Good Evening my fellow bloggers
Today I have many a word, don't know where to start. Afro Sliq Diva, tell me babes, since you got “beef” with men, how do you shag 'em? Just lay it down for me, what makes you tick, what is it about a man that can make you end up laying him?
I have a theory about what makes women lay men (besides rape and conjugal rights): It's either they are way too horny or they just find the dude too irresistible. I don't believe a woman can resist a man who is irresistible to her, psycho-physiological impossibility. Any woman who decides not to shag a guy is only because she finds him resistible. He is easy to turn down. The ones who get shagged are the ones women compare with a chocolate box, doesn't matter if she thinks it will make her fat. To know more about this, you will have to wait two years before my much anticipated book: How To Fool Eve Into Spreading Her Legs For You. That's a hit already.
Goodenough tell me, What about Trust and Women?
I have a secret social motto: Trust anything, as long as it is not a human being.
To trust women is to trust that angels will catch you when you jump from a tall building.
Women are secretive creatures, full stop. Anything women do in public must never be trusted.
Women love you in public – yet they date others in secret, they kiss others in secret (including your friends), they suck the dicks of others in secret, they fuck others in secret, they have abortions in secret, they get raped and beaten in secret, they don't think you are all that in secret – and they continue to love you in public.
Which from among the women do you choose to be yours, to love you in public?
Then here comes this person, or people, or clan, who believe they can help me with my penis size. Help me make my decision. As you might already know about my fucking plight, I am tempted to the bits.
When last did you pray? What did he say?
3 comments:
I am your fan and I should acknowledge the nice template you are now using, looks like one of those old newspapers from the sixties. About women, hey you know me, I don't trust em but I hope someday I should be able to. I have a line in one of my poems, 'I stay my mama's son forever never marry a bitch'. Oops I'm sorry to my sistas cuz I don't generalise but it came out that way. But speaking of women. Do you think Adam would have stayed married to Eve after that Garden betrayal trick she pulled if there were other women that he could have married? Your answer is as bad as mine. And for me, I can wait to hear it from the diva if she really finds men that bad, or to share with us who does she think give the best muffs, chicks or 'kings'?
Aight!!! So here goes....
I aint got "beef" with men, just the clown that be doin' me wrong! I know there are good men out there, where exactly = I have no Idea where but they do exist!!!
I have realised that I'm more of a I'll lay you just coz I can kinda' chick, see!!! I enjoy the chase, if a dude is there and just waiting for me, urgh, he won't do it for me, I want the one who doesn't notice me and my intetions and well I just attack... but I must learn to leave after that coz more than once, I've fallen for da nigga!!!
I know that I just gave you reason not to trust women but hey it aint all of them right, but I do believe that women are snakes in a way and they sure know how to use "emotion", their sexuality and the "eye" to get what they want or to make a man think that they are "angels" and my thoughts there's a slut in every woman - some hide it well and some just don't care who figures it out!!! And that bein said - I aint hating on sistaz, Im just open about ish and that's that!!!
On the "muffs" - "kings" could do it just as good as a "chick" would but the thing is with a chick muffin' me whooa, wanna scream for my mommi - there is a difference between the two but I must admit some "shims" can't do it, they do it just coz women can be limited when it comes to the things they can do when have sex and with dicks, dawg.... that's some oda adventure on its own - there are brothaz who refuse to go down on chicks and those who wanna sometimes don't do it correctly and then there are the ones that will give you what I like!!!!
That afrikansecrets ish.... don't fiddle with your dick Boi, its not gauranteed what it'll do to you, you might have a nice size dick right now but if you start using funny ish than what's gonna happen? My thoughts, it'll either shrink or become unbearabley huge that shaggin you would just be a pain rather than pleasure!!!
Hollar @ ur girl - baby!!!
Awe
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