Sunday, 18 November 2007

The Eleventh Commandment

Thou shall not be poor


This is a revelation God gave me over the weekend. He told me that I have to be rich and that it was not a suggestion, but a standing commandment. He says it is never his will for us to be poor, but our own choice. As you would've guessed already, he told me to preach this. And knowing me on obedience, I have accepted. And guess what, I've already written the sermon, it's very life changing. I have reached a point where I believe that the word of God is Alchemy to any form of success. This is what God told me about poverty. He says, “It's your choice to be either rich or poor. You vote for poverty or wealth. It's up to you.” While I was thinking, yeah I know that, he shocked me by telling me that every person on earth can either choose to be a V.O.P or a V.I.P. “You do the choosing, it's either you're a or a Volunteer of Poverty or Very Important Person.” Wow, I was as blown away as you are. And yes, it is true, you can either be a V.O.P or a V.I.P. What is it going to be? I am a V.I.P.

1 comment:

KASIEKULTURE! said...

DJ Oscar is in a quagmire because he has been releasing his Commandments since time immemorial. Now he doesn't know what he's gon' do once he reaches the 10th Commandment. Hoping you got contigency