Earn R50 000 a month for being my wife
Woman, thou art loose
Yes folks, God is good, and so is money. From this day on we are inviting all the beautiful women out there to submit their Wi-V's to the holynigga.blogspot.com for consideration. You stand a chance to be Pastor Ribelatti's wife, and if you feel you qualify to be a contestant, submit your Wi-V now. That's like a CV for a potential wife.
Requirements
Beauty, Brains, Compassion and an edge for business. You also have to be willing to support the Capitalist Niggaz of Christ Holy Church for the rest of your life. If you have the gift, you might even help out Pastor Ribelatti in the women's ministry – the Holy Nigresses of Christ.
Interested women must also be on top of their game by being fashionable or having a sense of glamour – I mean you'll be earning a whopping R1,2 million (including bonuses and extras) a year just to be the pastor's wife. You must be willing to give birth to Super Niggaz and Nigresses, who will become heirs to our throne.
Interested women must also prepare for a hectic life of travel and Niggavangelism. A good level of confidence is required. Faithfulness is the only rule that must never be broken lest you be cursed for eternity. A good smile would also come in handy for those lucrative business deals – nothing beats a charming smile.
Entries
Interested women can send their entries to heydad@webmail.co.za
The entries must contain pictures of themselves at their best.
The deadline for entries will soon be announced but entries can start flowing as from today.
PS: Every woman deserves a great man who knows how to take good care of her. I'm offering R50 000 a month for whole lifetime. The podium is yours ladies.
4 comments:
You shoud lady!
I mean it won't be long before you, Bruce and I win the MACfest bid and Ziyaphenduka-Makgema JV laughs all the way to the... let me hear you say.........BANK.
Funny how you guys always find a way of putting so much emphasis on that elusive evil. Come on folks, Afro, Nigga, the best things in life are free. The 21-inch (wait right there - dick, not tyre) is free if you play your cards right. Before you guys go on a tag team for MACFest and buy H2s but still not get orgasms out of the loochie you will realise that 'the best things' like a good shag, good 12 year old wine, single malt triple distilled whiskies, are free. And I will rebuke any woman who wants R50K a month. For what? A fuck, well what do I know, I have been getting that for free for some time now. But still, Afro, hook up Khanyi Mbau with this man!
Nuh Ten Workers, you wouldn't work that hard if shit was free. Nothing for Mahala, not even a smile - who the hell paid for the Aquafresh? Just waking up in the morning got a price tag, the loo, the bath, the food and all the rest of the bullshit, including the malt whiskey and them Lovers Plus nigga. Remember CREAM? Cash Rules Everything Around Me?
Go listen to hip hop - and hey no pirated shit!
ya neh!if your brother's hot,how much do i get for being with him?I'm a bit on the young side for you!
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