Men: Listen

My ex-girlfriend had to rub it in. She sent me this kind of reminder on how to be a real man. I mean the stuff is of course brilliant, but I just believe that when you're broke you can do all you can for your woman, it just won't work. Right now she and I are 300 kilometres apart – it only takes money to bring us closer together. If I have to visit her, I must put a special R1000 aside for travelling and accomodation costs. Then I have to take her out to dinner, movies, buy expensive condoms. It's hectic out there. The bible says, “When I was a boy, I thought like a boy. When I became a man I thought like a man.” Well, it's time to think like men: MAKE MONEY. Beyonce's boyfriend Jay Z “Jigga” Rockafella a.k.a Half-billionaire, once said, “Being broke is childish and I'm quite grown.” I think first things first. Make money and enjoy all the romance later. That's my view of life – I can only see this precious gift of God through the lence of the economy.

If you think I'm tripping read the wisest man on earth, King Solomon's advice, in Eccleciastes 10:19.

I promise baby, one day I will give you the life you deserve.

Men, listen to this. Written by anonymous. I give it a 10/10

When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]



- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
.Call you.
.Kiss you.
.Love you.
.Text you.