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All the words that you see below are anagrams to my name, Tshwarelo (L Rate Show). Enjoy knowing me better, just like God.

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Shepherds & Sheep - a song exposing child molestors

Shepherds & Sheep

Composed by Modise Mogakane

Written by Dido & Tshwarelo Mogakane

Produced By Modise Mogakane

Mastered by Modise Mogakane & Bentar Sibuyi

Recorded @ 1335 Studios

Arranged & Mixed @ 1335 Studios

Published by MegaMak Muzik

Track

Dido

I will go down with this ship,

And I won’t put my hands up, and surrender

There will be no white flag above my door

I’m in love…

And always will be… x 2

Intro

(Aha

And I can see you baby girl, and how you feel

You’know, those hundred feelings

Of bitterness, desperation, confusion

Yeah

Ribelatti’s here

Ribelatti loves you

Shepherds and sheep

Ah)

Ribelatti

Verse 1:

In the blanket of night, he creeps in her room

He’s sick, the creep trade-marking her doom

Takes off his pajamas,

Everything on the floor, including his tangas

In the other room sleeps her mama

The death of world peace, sorry Mr. Dalai Lama

I’ve got to speak it as I see it

If they ban me from talking my mind, so be it

I got beef with motherfuckers who murder chickens

As they say it in they drama, the plot thickens

I think this kinda shit sickens

His dick on Viagra, so nothing weakens

Alright Majita let’s talk this walk

You might be a globe-trotter

But don’t ever cross this border

What kind of a father

Sleeps with his own daughter?

Ke re a le none le a bola

A ke repe eke a sola

Yo useless, ga le na mohola

Le madimoni, kefa ba e rola

Even the devil shakes in his boots

During the day, y’oll dressed in you suits

Fela boshego, le di asshole

How you gonn shove yo penis in yo girl’s hole?

Explain it to me

Be an artist, motherfucker paint it for me

It might be nothing to you, but it’s a pain for me

What you call drizzle, is nothing but rain to me

And I can see tonight it’s raining (tonight it’s raining)

And my heart is paining

Yeah, Ah

Chorus

Dido

I will go down with this ship,

And I won’t put my hands up, and surrender

There will be no white flag above my door

I’m in love…

And always will be… x 2

Verse 2:

Ribelatti

Now…

She’s 25 feeling ready to date

But the monster already decided her fate

Her friends don’t know

Today Mr. Boyfriend wants some more

But she feels violated and dirty

What she gonn do when she turns 30?

Only God knows what goes on in the potholes and the pits of her heart

But I’ma sing these hundred feelings into something Mozart

Baby girl please smile

Forget yo dad, just delete his file

Permanently remove his ass from the recycle bin

I know it’s hard dealing with this cardinal sin

Even Social Development ain’t put money on it

Where them politicians is at?

What do I call it?

A crisis, a syndrome, a disaster?

Worse because one of these porn-star fathers is a pastor

Daddy took her panties off

You tell mommy and all she can do is laugh

Scold you and rough you up

Hey people what the fuck is up?

Did you bring children into the world just to fuck ‘em up?

For them to die?

For them to keep quiet and protect the lie?

This is a family matter

You tell that little girl

I swear it would have been better

Had she been born in hell

Outro:

(Yeah,

Dedicated to all the girls… who slept with they fathers

Imagine shepherds having sex with sheep

Leaders attacking followers in sleep

Doesn’t it bother that this happens under yo nose?

Right under yo nose

It’s not a secret, everybody knows

Because the truth is strange

But it’s time for a change…

Ribelatti…)

– ends –

MAPULANA KE YA NANE

Chiloane also spelt Chilwane/Tshilwane (grinding stone)

Dibakwane/Dibakoane (those who quarrel)
Ke Dibakwane wa matlhatse a khumo a tshwane a mmelegi
Ke motho wa tshema a lala kgotla
E bonwa ke motsoga pele
Motlaletsatsi a sa e boneng
Kua segodi seitsha maeba go sela
Kua phashaphasha a mmata
Kua mabele matsoga ntlong
Tshuri, tlhaka di se gona

Dilebo/Dilebe (the looks)
Kgwedi (moon)
Lebyane
Letswele (Breast)
Malele (spyro gyra)

Mashile (The grinders)
Re ba Mashile a Segodi sa Malekane
Mokibane wa monesa morale
Ngwana wa lepulana pula ga a tshabe
Ke matshaba tladi serutha ka mosela
Ntheng ya thaba magale a serorobele
Re Matshilwane a shibe
A shila naka la moshidi
Ka moso a shila tlhogo tsa batho
Rena ba maswika maramaga
Ekego mae a tshilwane

Mashego/Mashigo ( they of the night/Mother of a night)
Re Batau ba Phaageng a Malala a moenyane
Wa Mahlogo a sekwebe sa mmu ya Ngwalane
Re ba Malala segwete se mela ntsweng
Seroba thoka tsa bashimanyana
Re na ba Mashego a Sefeefee sa Mpuru wa Ngwalane

A variation of the above is:
Mashego wa malala sekgwete
Sekgwete wa mela ntsoeng
Serobo thoka tsa badisha
Madishanyana le maditla
Maditla ke marwala tshwele marwala
Tshwela motshagata
Re boya Shakwaneng
Shakwaneng ga kgomo go phalang
Go phala motho ba sa djyin
Kgomo ma lela teng
Moloko keo tsibela kae?
O iye le beng ba kgale
Ba geshu ba ga Mashego.

Other groupings of Mashego who are an offshoot of Matšie say
"Ke Mashego 'a thogane ya Matšie,
Seoka moeba,
Segodi sa malekane,
Batau ba sa tshabego,
Baja tau ba shiya moboko".

Matšie/Matšia (They of the locust/mother of locusts)
Re ba Matšie a pooshwa diboko le Chiloane
Re batho ba Shakwaneng
Shako la motho le kgomo go phalang?
go phala motho go ba kgomo re lla re djya

Makhubedu (the red ones/mother of reds)
Malumane/Malomane (He who bites)
Mawele (those who fall)
Malope
Marule

Mogane (those who refuse)
*BagaMogane assimilated into Mapulana in the 1800’s. Their forefather, Ngobeni, came with the White gold miners who came to Pilgrim’s Rest. Ngobeni was a Shangaan. Amongst Mapulana he was called Kobeng as they could not pronounce his name. His nickname was Mogane. Because of his privileged position as a translator, and with the help of his masters he assumed chieftancy of a group of bagaMashigo which was under Kaishang. Their praise poem Mogane o edja togolo ya Mashego attest to this peculiar arrangement. The poem means that bagaMogane eat a type of mielie porridge which belonged to Mashego.
Ke Mogane a edja togolo a Mashego a Malale
Wa segwete semela ntsweng
Se se apegago ke badia le badithla

Mogakane (those who confuse)
Moganedi
Morema/Moreme ( a chopper/cutter)

Nonyane/Nonyana (bird)
Ke Nonyana wa Sheibe a Matlabishe
Wa lebalela la mmala wa phaga ya Moenyane
Nonyana e kgolo Serufse maila go shupiwa
Ke ba batho ba Sekurukuru se tsebeng
Sedibe (pool/lake)

Phosa/Maphosa
Segage
Mapaela
Mphokane/Phokane
Makutu
Mokwena
Kwena ya madiba a magolo
Shakwane (they of the reeds)
Segodi
Selekane
Selekane (Mokone who become assimilated into Mapulana)
Ke Selekane wa sefala tlhaga a Maubane
Ke Mokone wa go befa mmele, tlhaka la nko la ologa
Ke mokokona pola ka pedi, e nngwe a shieyela bana
Phoku
Sehlabelo
Tsatsi/Tjatji (sun)
Thibela (stoppers)
Theledi (slippery)
Thekospan style="font-size:14">(Price)

Theko wa mankobole
Mokoni wa mokokona phola ka pedi
Yengwe ke ya beya peu
Le ya Shatleng mokokotlelo mohobo ele mokokotlelo
Re batho ba maila hlako ya moriri
Re batho ba Mankob

THE PLATFORM 2

Reverend Jeremiah Wright

A.K.A – RJ WEEZY

I leave masepa on yo faces as my sermons dive-bomb yo congregation

it's abomination as they question “why bomb this conversation on conservation?”

but yo definition of indoctrination is pure defecation

my lyrical dispersion leave you bitches incinerated in utter ululation

trojen horse in yo system yo data needs reconfiguration

but you can't figure razing

as my deep-seated pyro-disequilibrium keeps on blazing

not for rhyme's sake but my poetic selenium's just amazing

coz though my flock, in the valley, I'ma keep 'em grazing

coz though I walk, through this valley, I'ma reap 'em paper-chasing

I cure ill mc's' pure disease like it's a leper phrasing,

if Obama's really hanibbal rising, then Lekgema got eyes on a rapper raising

feed my curiosity and tell me why you wanna fuck with a holy nigga?

it will take damn sheer luck for you to be a phony Jigga

yo're in the bush, ass nigga, yo meagre than Rah Digger

forgot you was a re-pub-licker

fake or real yo're a sucker mc

you can't even emulate emminem you can't annihilate me

you don't qualify to be

ask me to nullify you'll see,

heroes become zeroes in milliseconds

you'll see billions become millions that's where the sex ends

cd4 counts lowered in single low cuts

upper cuts quickly turned into faster darts

hitting like Reapley, I let them go from umshini wam'

release them like when a bitch see me cum

when I F U C K yo lips

I'ma nuke y'all CIA audio clips

ke le muur ka di khoro bricks

yes, yo chicks that I saw in porno flicks

yo're the former

I'm the suicide bomber

you couldn't find Osama

so you passing batonto Obama

yo dream is to see this republic a banana

but a banana's what I give to Jenna

the nuts I leave for Barbara

put her on a pill or rubber

to avoid my sons calling you grandfather

coz sex with yo daughter

is as fucked up as a dance with a cobra

everybody know yo the snake that was chased from the oval o--------ffice

now bend over, as I shake like a sheik be a pain in yo orifice

it's all over, God damn America forget about world peace

I bring the sword paint yo dreams black like ludacris

if I'm Jeremiah then my prophecy's Wright

think you can battle a man of God, yeah right!

[BLACK] MAN RISE: INSPIRING WORDS FROM MARCUS GARVEY

MAN KNOW THYSELF

For man to know himself is for him to feel that for him there is no human master. For him Nature is his servant, and whatsoever he wills in Nature, that shall be his reward. If he wills to be a pigmy, a serf or a slave, that shall he be. If he wills to be a real man in possession of the things common to man, then he shall be his own sovereign. When man fails to grasp his authority he sinks to the level of the lower animals, and whatsoever the real man bids him do, even as if it were of the lower animals, that much shall he do. If he says "go." He goes. If he says "come," he comes. By this command he performs the functions of life even as by a similar command the mule, the horse, the cow perform the will of their masters. For the last four hundred years the Negro has been in the position of being commanded even as the lower animals are controlled. Our race has been without a will; without a purpose of its own, for all this length of time.

Because of that we have developed few men who are able to understand the strenuousness of the age in which we live. Where can we find in this race of ours real men. Men of character, men of purpose, men of confidence, men of faith, men who really know themselves? I have come across so many weaklings who profess to be leaders, and in the test I have found them but the slaves of a nobler class. They perform the will of their masters without question. To me, a man has no master but God. Man in his authority is a sovereign lord. As for the individual man, so of the individual race. This feeling makes man so courageous, so bold, as to make it impossible for his brother to intrude upon his rights.

So few of us can understand what it takes to make a man - the man who will never say die; the man who will never give up; the man who will never depend upon others to do for him what he ought to do for himself; the man who will not blame God, who will not blame Nature, who will not blame Fate for his condition; but the man who will go out and make conditions to suit himself. Oh, how disgusting life becomes when on every hand you hear people (who bear your image, who bear your resemblance) telling you that they cannot make it, that Fate is against them, that they cannot get a chance. If 400,000,000 Negroes can only get to know thesmelves, to know that in them is a sovereign power, is an authority that is absolute, then in the next twenty-four hours we would have a new race, we would have a nation, an empire, - resurrected, not from the will of others to see us rise, - but from our own determination to rise, irrespective of what the world thinks

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ZUMALEMA V/S SHIKOTA

Proclamations that the African National Congress (ANC) would rule until the return of Jesus Christ were nothing but premature ejaculation. I call this the Maahlamela Effect. For those who don't know the pre-legendary David wa Maahlamela, he is a poet who lives in Limpopo (yes, the famous garden of Eden where former president Thabo Mbeki was forced to eat the forbidden fatal fruit of defeat). Maahlamela will go down in the history of my thinking as a guy who won the battle way before it began. In one of his myriad of militant poems, Obituary for Maahlamela, the fearless word smith wrote that “Di retwa di etswa mokatong, fela nna ke etheta ke saya.” For those who are not familiar with the legendary Sepedi language of the Limpopo people, this would transliterate as “Don't count your eggs before they hatch, but I set up a whole chicken run before brooding is over.” In other words, Maahlamela is saying I jump before the drum beats and still waltz with rhythm.

So what does this have to do with the ANC and the Zumalema-Shikota face-off? Well, everything. The ANC is the best party in the country and is an emotionally recognised liberation movement, not just for Black South Africa, but for all who live in it. However, I started smelling a rat, which many have confused for flame-grilled chicken, when pronouncements were made during imbizos that the party would rule until Jesus comes back. As you might have seen, volunteer convener of the Congress of the People (COPE) party, Mbhazima “Sam” Shilowa, has said that “Jesus is back, so it's over for the ANC. The tricky part is that COPE is ANC in a different wardrobe (remember Kanye West's “If the devil wear Prada/ and Adam and Eve wear nada/ I'm in between but way more fresher/ with way less effort)? It would seem to me that indeed COPE is way more fresher, what with the myopic ANC Youth League's failure to understand that arrogance from another doesn't go down well with arrogant youth. They also seem to forget that the culture of respect is still a cherished illusion among adults and the young who aspire to salvage the little that they have left. So, outright rebellion and militancy can guarantee you fame, but there's no warranty of scooping votes. I guess somehow the ANC is not aware how much people have had it with it. People see Zuma's meetings being attended by scores of people and they assume well, that's a landslide victory. However, the same people must understand that all those who follow Zuma do so under the scattered mentality that they will receive R20 000 each when he ascends the rickety throne in the Union Buildings. All this at the coercion of campaigners hoping to be the next corrupt councillor of a ward who earns a whopping salary for ensuring that there is no freedom of speech within the community against the ruling party. Day by the day the truth is ringing true to the ultimate power holder, the voter.

The problem the ANC is faced with is that if Shikota scoops 20% of the vote, with the DA having rebranded their logo, ANC will not enjoy the two thirds majority that they wasted in the past. While Shikota is the old ANC, the fact remains that the new ANC, or the ANC, will lose a number of voters to the new formation. It doesn't matter whether it's to perpetuate the infamous Mbeki Xhosa-Nostra or accelerate the speed of capitalism's gravy train, the fact is votes will be lost to another party. When this happens, a possible coalition might see the ANC crumble to its knees without believing. Even if the ANC wins the election, they face a serious threat from its Alliance partners in the labour formations. I predict that should the ANC be in power, COSATU will once again go on its strike pilgrimage and this time threaten to defect to COPE. Unlike in the previous years where bowing to a striking menial worker meant losing power, the ANC government will be forced to bow and blow-job a bunch of labourers just to keep power. Once this happens, power has been lost. The ANC must then live to please. The Zumalema outpost will be filled with wounded cadres who must cower to militant civilians. Come 2014, the Democratic Alliance (DA) might as well surprise the hell out of everyone.

As for the DA, their only hope is indeed to break the perceived racial barriers that they face. When their zealous leader Helen Zille came to town, I sat down with her to check if she had plans of changing the race factors within her party, as the fear of Apartheid days will be used in the Zumalema campaign for the Union Building last year. She said the demographics in the DA were changing rapidly, which I must say I doubted because we spent a whole Saturday with the Mbombela/Nelspruit constituency, where I happened to be the only nigga on that day. I felt quite holy and sanctified (separated). The problem I identified with the DA leadership was you either stick to white loyalty or you sacrifice that for broader power. Zille has seemingly chosen the latter. The fact is that while Obama convinced America that Yes they can, he was nevertheless a compelling candidate. Before his colour was his charisma and ability to persuade without just being critical of the Bush administration. In the same way, if the DA ever decides to have a black leader, which is more likely, that leader won't catapult them to the UB. He or she will also need to be compelling.

As for the ANC, maybe Jesus has come or maybe not. Only time will tell.

NOVEMBER 4 2008, HISTORY MADE

Obama The Main Man

I take off my hat to the American people, whose majority is white in skin colour. You have proven once again that the human spirit does not recognise colour, but sees the treasure bestowed on all humanity, especially those who seek to better the lives of all, not just the lives of an ethnic group or creed. America is indeed the land of dreams.

God Bless America!

Viva Barak Obama, the new state president of the superpower. For the first time in American history, the First Lady shares the same skin colour as my mom. We thank Americans for the validation that black is not foul. I hope all South Africans take something from this great nation, a superpower.

God Bless America!

So says Tshwarelo.

Get me Barack Obama

If Obama wins the election tomorrow, it will be a win for myself as well. While I don't believe in racial divisions, I believe our society still needs to know that it good, and possible, to be black and powerful. In all honesty, I believe in three types of racial profiles (although there are many). In my book, there are Black People, White People and Monied People, which race do you prefer?

I just pray they don't gat us Barack Obama.

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