THE PLATFORM 2

Reverend Jeremiah Wright

A.K.A – RJ WEEZY

I leave masepa on yo faces as my sermons dive-bomb yo congregation

it's abomination as they question “why bomb this conversation on conservation?”

but yo definition of indoctrination is pure defecation

my lyrical dispersion leave you bitches incinerated in utter ululation

trojen horse in yo system yo data needs reconfiguration

but you can't figure razing

as my deep-seated pyro-disequilibrium keeps on blazing

not for rhyme's sake but my poetic selenium's just amazing

coz though my flock, in the valley, I'ma keep 'em grazing

coz though I walk, through this valley, I'ma reap 'em paper-chasing

I cure ill mc's' pure disease like it's a leper phrasing,

if Obama's really hanibbal rising, then Lekgema got eyes on a rapper raising

feed my curiosity and tell me why you wanna fuck with a holy nigga?

it will take damn sheer luck for you to be a phony Jigga

yo're in the bush, ass nigga, yo meagre than Rah Digger

forgot you was a re-pub-licker

fake or real yo're a sucker mc

you can't even emulate emminem you can't annihilate me

you don't qualify to be

ask me to nullify you'll see,

heroes become zeroes in milliseconds

you'll see billions become millions that's where the sex ends

cd4 counts lowered in single low cuts

upper cuts quickly turned into faster darts

hitting like Reapley, I let them go from umshini wam'

release them like when a bitch see me cum

when I F U C K yo lips

I'ma nuke y'all CIA audio clips

ke le muur ka di khoro bricks

yes, yo chicks that I saw in porno flicks

yo're the former

I'm the suicide bomber

you couldn't find Osama

so you passing batonto Obama

yo dream is to see this republic a banana

but a banana's what I give to Jenna

the nuts I leave for Barbara

put her on a pill or rubber

to avoid my sons calling you grandfather

coz sex with yo daughter

is as fucked up as a dance with a cobra

everybody know yo the snake that was chased from the oval o--------ffice

now bend over, as I shake like a sheik be a pain in yo orifice

it's all over, God damn America forget about world peace

I bring the sword paint yo dreams black like ludacris

if I'm Jeremiah then my prophecy's Wright

think you can battle a man of God, yeah right!

NOVEMBER 4 2008, HISTORY MADE

Obama The Main Man

I take off my hat to the American people, whose majority is white in skin colour. You have proven once again that the human spirit does not recognise colour, but sees the treasure bestowed on all humanity, especially those who seek to better the lives of all, not just the lives of an ethnic group or creed. America is indeed the land of dreams.

God Bless America!

Viva Barak Obama, the new state president of the superpower. For the first time in American history, the First Lady shares the same skin colour as my mom. We thank Americans for the validation that black is not foul. I hope all South Africans take something from this great nation, a superpower.

God Bless America!

So says Tshwarelo.

Get me Barack Obama

If Obama wins the election tomorrow, it will be a win for myself as well. While I don't believe in racial divisions, I believe our society still needs to know that it good, and possible, to be black and powerful. In all honesty, I believe in three types of racial profiles (although there are many). In my book, there are Black People, White People and Monied People, which race do you prefer?

I just pray they don't gat us Barack Obama.

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PS: Wait for my Black Economic Awakening Revolution (BEAR).

Barak Obama vs. The Player Haters

Let's talk Obamaphobia.

Yes people of God, as you may have realised it, this website is a portal for coining phrasage. Obamaphobia is another salvo in our ambitious goal to attack the English language's limited (snobbish) capacity to recognise those who prefer to use certain words in a certain way to achieve certain goals. However, the English dictionary has its own authors, who have been hand-picked to decide for the rest of the world. Don't expect to see Obamaphobia in any Scrabble reference material anytime soon. Yet, rest assured that it will become part of the mass diction, ever leaving the lips of those who just know how to enjoy the employment of English at their own discretion.

It's obvious that you know what Obamaphobia is since the word phobia means fear or hatred of something. Obamaphobia is the fear and hatred of a black man's ability to rise above the limitations set for him by colonialism, imperialism, oppression and racism. Of course this was coined after US Democratic presidential candidate, Barak Obama, who proved many motherfuckers wrong. He showed the whole world that a black man can do it, even what has been label undoable, where blackness is concerned. This obamaphobic attitude can widely be traced to white people who, matter of factly, don't even see the necessity of pretending that they believe a black man can reach a level of excellence. Hence, many white people are still stunned that Oprah Winfrey is a female Goddess whose influential stretches beyond borders, recently beyond the White House. Speaking of the White House, will Barak Obama's change result in a Black House? No, but that was close, say? But yes, MANY white believe that we are good-for-nothing fucks who deserve to starve while working 24hours for free. It is only a small fraction of liberal whites who see black people as an equal race that deserves as much opportunities as the white caste got. Imagine this. In 14 years of democracy, many whites believe that the new South African government should have eradicated all the traces of apartheid, which took lots of years to engineer, particularly in the psyche of the blacks they were oppressing. Honestly speaking, our BLACK government has done what no other country could have ever achieved in such a small time. We are yet to deal with the psychological impact, which is yet to be acknowledged by white people, that was left etched on our minds by the ghost of apartheid. Vervooerd's mystical fingers are yet to loosen their grip on us, hence the Comrades Marathon, which of course is a norm in every democracy. However, in white politics, it's known as Countrymen's Marathon.

Thanx to Obama, black is back, and black is big. The NIGGA deserves an award for Black Holiness. Not only has he realised Martin Luther King Jnr's dream, but he has provoked Vervooerd's nightmare. I can imagine Vervooerd during the height of his apartheid delusion screaming to his family, “I have a nightmare. I have a nightmare of the black man becoming the ruler. Over my dead body will this nightmare ever find its way to the realms of reality.” Of course, if you were adroit in studies of human mental trends and traditions, you know that the fear of this nightmare, as opposed to the hope of King Jnr's dream, was written all over the faces of those who supported the apartheid delusion.

Too much said, but the point is Obamaphobia exists, it can't be denied. The contradiction of white people's conviction is in their general criticism of the black government for “failing to help their own people” while on the other end bashing black people for “failing to help themselves.” So, the burden of guilt lies with anything black, which becomes illogical because you can't blame both. For example. Let's I ended up as a criminal because my parents failed to raise me. So you, coming from your holier-than-mmago throne, happen to critisise my parents for “creating a criminal” by neglecting me and then coming to me telling me that “I'm a criminal full of childhood neglect excuses” to make my criminal ways justifiable. So, who do you blame? I guess it's the proverbial question, “Between the chicken and the egg, which came first?”

Behold Niggaz, thou art holy.