Showing posts with label woman of my dreams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label woman of my dreams. Show all posts

Tuesday, 11 December 2007

Money for a wife


Earn R50 000 a month for being my wife


Woman, thou art loose


Yes folks, God is good, and so is money. From this day on we are inviting all the beautiful women out there to submit their Wi-V's to the holynigga.blogspot.com for consideration. You stand a chance to be Pastor Ribelatti's wife, and if you feel you qualify to be a contestant, submit your Wi-V now. That's like a CV for a potential wife.


Requirements


Beauty, Brains, Compassion and an edge for business. You also have to be willing to support the Capitalist Niggaz of Christ Holy Church for the rest of your life. If you have the gift, you might even help out Pastor Ribelatti in the women's ministry – the Holy Nigresses of Christ.


Interested women must also be on top of their game by being fashionable or having a sense of glamour – I mean you'll be earning a whopping R1,2 million (including bonuses and extras) a year just to be the pastor's wife. You must be willing to give birth to Super Niggaz and Nigresses, who will become heirs to our throne.


Interested women must also prepare for a hectic life of travel and Niggavangelism. A good level of confidence is required. Faithfulness is the only rule that must never be broken lest you be cursed for eternity. A good smile would also come in handy for those lucrative business deals – nothing beats a charming smile.


Entries


Interested women can send their entries to heydad@webmail.co.za

The entries must contain pictures of themselves at their best.

The deadline for entries will soon be announced but entries can start flowing as from today.


PS: Every woman deserves a great man who knows how to take good care of her. I'm offering R50 000 a month for whole lifetime. The podium is yours ladies.