Monday, 14 May 2007

I am in love with this penis


While on my search for a biggger and better penis (coz size really matters/metres, ask AfroSligDiva) I am nevertheless in love with my 16 centimetre penis. That's why last year I wrote a poem for the bastard. Do you dig it?

Penis cathexis


(Poem 31 on Advantages of Hating Love)

With quivers of utter reverence
And godly fear of the burning id
I cathect the man between my legs
May my name be his!
And all the beautiful women
And the passions and heat
And mesmerising smiles

In holy masturbation I hold you
Still as death
Moved by the powers you possess
Which with prowess I serve
My Absolutely Beloved Cock
Dangling Emotionally
From Great Heights
Increasing Jealousy’s Killing Libido Much Nakedly
Opening Possibilities
Quickly Reciprocating Sexual Tenacity
With Xenophilia-Yielding Zeal

You are the king of my thoughts
My victories and triumphs:
My cracking open skulls of foes
My shedding their blood without a flinch
And standing on rooftops screaming my name to marvelling peers
I attribute to your enduring genius

Dear erect penis of mine
I cathect you like chronic addicts of barbiturates
With all my blinding eye-opening ego
For your distress I am prepared to fall
Into the gaping pit of a green-eyed reddish grave
For you have entered cushier doors
Sauntering distances envied by infinite gods

Oh, how I love you!
My dearest pussy-loving penis
My Astounding Bantu Cocaine
Drugging Elite Fabulous Girls
Hiding In Jungles Killing Licentious Men Nibbling Orifices
Posing Quietly Receiving Sensuous Tender
Wildly X-raying Young Zombies
-4kof Satan


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5 comments:

Just Khens. said...

I dig - 4sho, but I had to rock out my oxford dictionary somewhere in between 'coz my George lingo climbed barber wires for a while... guess one can never know e'nuFF english right? Right! Boy you love your thangy-thang, cool though coz I wouldn't trade my shweeeet one for nahdah!!!

Does size matter? Not as much when one knows how to work it.... reminds me of Missy on some "pussy don't fail me now" tip, love that!!!

Just Khens. said...

I 4got to ask.... is it 16cm when normal or erected? Got a ruler in front of me right now and I was just checking how small is your kinda small!!! If its normal size is 16cm then that aint too bad!!!

I know that's a personal Q but hey... its just me,me,me!!!

Kgoshii Lerabela said...

Yodemo ain't saying. Here's a clue. The biggest (by popular standards) is 21 cm when yelling VIVA. The smallest by far is around 6 cm in the VIVA mode. You be the judge afrolicious one.

Anonymous said...

Quite brave wena penis.

I once played naughty girl. I measured my man's penis, I must say it's pretty big. At that time he was erect and at 18 cm. I guess a centimeter can make a BIG difference.

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